I posted this at the other place and Steph indicated I should post here also. So if the thread seems silly or unnecessary, blame her.
Kidding Steph.
I know it's over a month away but February is a short month and I'd like some time for this to be thought about. I'm sure a lot of you know I'm very open about taking suggestions and inspiration from my readers. Well now I have a very specific request.
Lenny the Lecherous Leprechaun is making a return visit next month and as always he'll be granting wishes to clueless people he happens to be around on St. Patrick's Day. For anyone who hasn't read but would like to know more, basically Lenny is cursed to grant wishes to everyone in the building or dwelling he is trapped in on St. Patrick's Day and he does so by taking whatever they say and twisting it in a sexually perverse way. See last years stories for some examples.
What I'd like posted here is just the wishes themselves, not the way they will be twisted. Lenny will take care of that for you.
And remember they're not your typical wishes ( for money, power, women). Most, if not all Lenny comes into contact with won't buy that he's a real leprechaun, so they'll be confused, angry, upset, intrigued, something like that.
Off the top of my head and not necessarily one to be used: Say a father is arguing with his eighteen year old daughter over getting her homework done. He wishes she'd just do her homework. Well, that can be taken easily out of context. She could literally
DO her homework, whatever subject it is. She could be doing anatomy homework and the father could be perverted into helping out. There are endless ways it could be used. That's what I'm talking about.
I figure those who want to can come up with a wish or two that could be taken out of context or used in creative ways. All I'd ask for is the wish, with possibly an idea of what type of person says it. Don't get too specific as I'll use what I can and hopefully Lenny will have a fun day next month.
Thanks in advance for any posts, think of this as a game or something. Feel free to contact me directly by PM if you have questions.
Kris P. Kreme
